POSES, LINDSEY PELAS WILL PROVE HER BREASTS ARE REAL NOW
Lindsey Pelas has giant breasts that the Internet doesn’t think are real, so she made a video where they bounce all over the place and generally make Charlotte McKinney look like clown shoes. In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s a name I just made up along with Kate Upton. There’s no way they’re real people. Anyway, I honestly don’t know why I’m going to post anything else today because I’ve basically summed up all of human existence in one, fleeting social media video. My work here is done.