ACCIDENTALLY, BEHATI PRINSLOO
I’d like to imagine Behati isn’t wearing any panties, but my guess is there’s a thong somewhere in the region of her person that I’d like to build myself a condo in or adjacent. She really is quite a delicious bit of visual wonderment. If I put out of my head her silly marriage to lucky bastard singer boy, I can see the two of us happy together. Me blowing hard on her skirts so the rest of you can have some fun too. I’m generous. Enjoy.